On December 1st Mexico will swear in its first-ever female president. The woman of choice is Caramela Cañamar-Perez. Starting off as a local law student from Ciudad Juares she slowly made her way up the Mexican political ranks. She was first appointed to be a Republican member of Mexico's Supreme Court of Justice of the Nation in 2002 at the age of 43, but her policies are nowhere near republican standards.
In 2008 Caramela called Rorry "Un Toro Sin Cabeza"-A Headless Bull after his reaction to the 2008 financial crisis. Bailing out housing developers, and not the homeowners that were for closer. Rorry's response was "Texans don't need handouts. If you lost your house, you shouldn't a bought one! The market will weed out the weak and needy. The ones with deep pockets own their fair share."
Rorry was interviewed a week later after Caramela's comment we at the Starr County Review were lucky enough to interview him personally. "She understands that I am strong like a bull, I'm no socialist, and I won't let Texas to fall under no royal rule."
Later that night Brian O'Conner indirectly commented on Tuesday Night Live "You know its bad when your opponent calls you brainless in another language, and you thank her!" He hasn't stated that the joke was intended for Governor Rorry, but most Americans see it as such. After this aired to the masses Rorry, started calling Caramela "Commie Caramela". He later told us that "Caramela is forming the new Soviet Union. She starts with taxing the rich companies and giving it to the poor. Limiting American goods, and before you know it Mexico will run out of Coca-Cola that they make Loca-Cola their only soft drink option."